rodneykong:

fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war

flashstepirony:

I am such a serious student. This is what I have done for my Computer Structure and Logic class. I’m supposed to be building a computer.

KTIE Slot was donated by Hayley because she is a wonderful person and KTIE Slot is literally the best thing I’ve ever heard.

I wonder if I should turn it in like that.

yes you should. Evidence of how wonderful we both are.

davesperfectlycoiffedhair:

i really doubt if ill ever use these things again so im going to go ahead and sell them to all you fabulous people on tumblr!

ok heres what weve got

one (1) izaya orihara (durarara!!) coat
worn once
full coat with zipper and snaps, two pockets, and hood, trimmed with faux white fur
fits up to 40 inch bust

one (1) complete haruhi suzumiya (the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya) outfit
worn once
three pieces total: shirt, skirt, belt
slight discoloration on the chest piece but otherwise perfectly intact
skirt fits a 28 inch waist

one (1) complete mikuru asahina (the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya) outfit
never worn!
three pieces in total: dress, apron, and vest
fits 40 inch waist

one (1) haruhi suzumiya (the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya) wig with one (1) headband
worn once
a bit messy but cleaned up itll be perfect

two (2) haruhi suzumiya (the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya) brassards, complete with safety pins
two (2) izaya orihara (durarara!!) rings with boxes
im pretty sure the rings are knockoffs but theyre still very good

prices and info!

you can buy any of the listed items or costumes separately or you can bundle them up
just remember that once something is sold it will be gone
ill pay for regular ground shipping within the united states but if you want overnight or international youll have to pay that

izaya orihara coat - $40 usd
haruhi suzumiya outfit - $60 usd (add $10 and ill replace the chest piece before sending)
mikuru asahina outfit - $70 usd
haruhi suzumiya wig+headband - $30 (add $5 and ill wash out and style the wig for you before sending)
haruhi suzumiya brassards - $10 each
izaya orihara rings - $25 usd for both
izaya orihara coat + ring combo - $50 usd
haruhi suzumiya complete costume - $80 usd ($90 usd to get the wig styled and the costume chest piece replaced before sending)

please send me a message if you have any questions or if you want to buy any of these things!

Its hard for me to keep track of what all of my followers  are interested in. So I never know if some of you might be interested in what my dearest palo has to sell y’all. Check it out.

southernwrestler:

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

the russian one was the best lol

michaxl:

did you say walk

karethdreams:

forgetting-the-day:

btprincessgirl:

herrmedic:

lollipocalypse:

sublimesublemon:

These are… actually pretty inspiring.

Cool.

Forever reblog.

“you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself”

thats just awesome

“You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.”

My fave right there.

“You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite.

“A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.

yes-this-is-patrick:

greentea-addict:

itseasytoremember:

meu-mix:

yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post

yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy

yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure

yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza

princessfuckingprivilege:

You don’t have to feel responsible for the actions of anybody who isn’t you.

The color of your skin should not dictate how you’re treated.

If you feel some sort of obligation to let people be unpleasant to you because you’re more privileged than them, you are not compassionate, you are a doormat.